Will you buy a fine dog with a hole in his head?
‖: With a dildo, :‖ dildo, with a ‖: dildo. :‖ (×3)
Muffs, cuffs, rebatoes and fine sister’s thread,
‖: With a dildo, :‖ dildo, with a ‖: dildo. :‖
I stand not on points, pins, periwigs, combs, glasses,
Gloves, garters, girdles, busks, for the brisk lasses;
But I have other ‖: dainty :‖ tricks,
Sleek stones and potting sticks,
With a ‖: dildo, :‖ (×3) ‖: diddle, :‖ dildo.
And for a need my ‖: pretty :‖ (×3) pods,
Amber, civet and musk-cods,
With a dildo, with a ‖: diddle, :‖ dildo,
With a ‖: diddle, :‖ (×8) dildo,
With a dildo, ‖: diddle, :‖ (×6) dildo.